A supposedly fun thing you'll never do again.
Ship Poster is an ongoing web serial about a renowned violinist who is hired to perform for an oddly-themed luxury cruise to nowhere. Having boarded with her attendant, Hallie Nordhoff hopes for the journey to proceed as smoothly as possible.
Dying is not a crime. Dying anywhere other than with your lovely friends aboard any Final Voyages cruise ship, however, might as well be.